theshouldbequeen:

lesshumanmoretimelord:

matty-the-weeboo-fuck:

encoyroaba:

dirtandsky:

I’m a visual learner and now I’m an alcoholic. Thanks, Obama. 

I learn better from experience, one of each please! 

White Russians though

my brother got me wasted from white Russians when I was 7. What a good babysitter.

no wonder i was bombed after drinking two long island ice teas. 

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lavenderoilgirl:

x09:

isseymiyucky:

Wareham, Massachusetts Cops barge into Eldery woman’s home, SLAPS HER and then tries to GRAB CAMERA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BLOOD PRESSURE. DO YOU SEE . DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT !! BOOST THIS SHIT !! HELP THIS FAMILY GET THEIR VIDEO SEEN BY MEDIA OUTLETS !!! THEY WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS AND THEY NEED OUR HELP, BOOST !!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhFUCK.

would love to carve that smile off your face you disgusting piece of shit

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obesenigger:

PLEAAASSEEEE

obesenigger:

PLEAAASSEEEE

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thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)2 cups plain yogurt1/2 container of cool whip.Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
 
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

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The Real World: Avengers Tower

  • Interviewer: So what's it like living with Tony?
  • Bruce: When I moved in, he insisted on funding all of my research. Except, you know, ever since The Incident, all my work's been theoretical. It's not actually that expensive. I've started just spending all the extra on fruit pies, just to see if he was keeping track. He isn't. There are a lot of unused rooms in this building, and at least three of them are stacked floor to ceiling with fruit pies. He hasn't said a word.
  • Natasha: It turned out Pepper and I both speak French. Tony doesn't. Now, whenever he walks in, we just start whispering in French and giggling. Half the time we're just exchanging recipes. He pretends not to be eavesdropping, but the other day I caught him asking JARVIS what 'des oeufs' meant.
  • Clint: I bought this big bag of little plastic flies, right? And whenever he's not paying attention, I throw them into his drink. Half the time he doesn't even notice and just drinks the damn things, but the other half? He starts checking all the house filtration systems, the exterminators, the works. He can't figure out where all these flies are coming from. He's fumigated three times in the last month.
  • Thor: I attempted to provide assistance with a project, but Stark assured me that it was 'very technical', and that I would not understand the intricacies. I can see why he would think so, as I am a mere Prince of Asgard, taught such basic engineering when I was a child and his ancestors could not yet walk. It has been five weeks, and he still has not corrected the misaligned condenser coil causing the problem.
  • Steve: I don't know what Howard taught that kid, but he seems to be under the impression that homosexuality was invented in 2000. He keeps leaving magazines and pictures lying around like the sight of two men holding hands is going to give me a heart attack. I don't have the heart to tell him about the Greeks.
  • Interviewer: So how are things in Avengers Tower?
  • Tony: How are things? I have no idea. I really don't. There's some kind of insect infestation in the vents and I think a spy is trying to seduce my girlfriend into moving to France. I tried to prank Captain America with gay porn, but him and Thor just started trying to reverse-engineer workout routines. The other day I went into one of the spare rooms, and I found some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes. I just walked out and closed the door. I don't even wanna know.
astrodidact:

This underground cave system is so large, it has own weather system

Explored in its entirety just last year, Er Wang Dong (meaning “Second Royal Cave”) is an enormous cave system in the Chongquing province of Southwest China. With passages stretching 42,139 metres (138,251 feet) and a maximum depth of 441 metres (1,447 feet), the cave is so large, it has its own lush green forest, crystal clear pools and white water rapids, enormous stalagmites, and oddly enough, clouds. 

While local nitrate miners knew there was something big lurking beneath China’s 195-metre-deep Niubizi tiankeng sinkhole, it was only when a team of 15 explorers and photographers from the Hong Meigui Cave Exploration Society plumbed the depths of the sinkhole to access and explore the Er Wang Dong cave system that its sheer size was realised. Until the explorers got there, none of the system’s major underground passages had ever been touched by light.

Formed by limestone dated to the the Ordovician Period, which lasted almost 45 million years, from 488.3 million to 443.7 million years ago, Er Wang Dong is situated near another large cave system called San Wang Dong, with a length of around 67,825 metres.

Read more: 

http://www.sciencealert.com.au/features/20141408-26015-2.html

astrodidact:

This underground cave system is so large, it has own weather system

Explored in its entirety just last year, Er Wang Dong (meaning “Second Royal Cave”) is an enormous cave system in the Chongquing province of Southwest China. With passages stretching 42,139 metres (138,251 feet) and a maximum depth of 441 metres (1,447 feet), the cave is so large, it has its own lush green forest, crystal clear pools and white water rapids, enormous stalagmites, and oddly enough, clouds.

While local nitrate miners knew there was something big lurking beneath China’s 195-metre-deep Niubizi tiankeng sinkhole, it was only when a team of 15 explorers and photographers from the Hong Meigui Cave Exploration Society plumbed the depths of the sinkhole to access and explore the Er Wang Dong cave system that its sheer size was realised. Until the explorers got there, none of the system’s major underground passages had ever been touched by light.

Formed by limestone dated to the the Ordovician Period, which lasted almost 45 million years, from 488.3 million to 443.7 million years ago, Er Wang Dong is situated near another large cave system called San Wang Dong, with a length of around 67,825 metres.

Read more:

http://www.sciencealert.com.au/features/20141408-26015-2.html

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olivegarden: